R.I.P Michael Jackson

Let’s hope its all just media hype, but unconfirmed reports suggest that Michael Jackson has died. According to sources the singer was found earlier tonight in his house. Apparently Michael had stopped breathing and paramedics were called to the scene. Rumour suggests that the singer has suffered a suspected heart attack. Tonight the lights of Los Angeles dim and Hollywood dips it’s flag to half-mast. One of the true entertainment legends of our generation has passed on, the world mourns, but moves on. Tonight the badgers are silent, as they remember the greatness of a true moonwalking hero. One handed diamond glove in the air, and salute…